Traitors

Dear Target and Hubbard Broadcasting,

How could you betray me like this and support Tom Emmer? We are no longer friends.

Sincerely, A

America

Dear America,

Way to finally jump on the soccer bandwagon. Fairweather fans....

Sincerely,
A

Hero

Dear Gulf BP Oil Spill,

Don't worry, we've got James Cameron on the job! Clearly he'll fix everything, and probably do it in 3d! You'll be cleared up in no time! Best of luck!

Regards,
A

Dinner

Dear Everyone,

If you are in the middle of dinner and unable to talk on the phone, why are you answering and wasting my time? Thanks.

Sincerely,
A

Grades

Dear Registrar's Office, Please get your act together and give me my grades considering I already graduated. Thanks. Sincerely, A

ABC.com

Dear ABC.com,

Your commercials do not come at the proper time for a commercial break. It is awkward. I hope you are able to fix this problem so that we can remain friends. Thanks.

Sincerely, A

Free Time

Dear Free Time, Due to the addition of Rocko's Modern Life and Aaahh! Real Monsters! to Instaqueue, you are now fully booked with childhood reminiscing. Enjoy. Sincerely, A