Grades

Dear Registrar's Office, Please get your act together and give me my grades considering I already graduated. Thanks. Sincerely, A

ABC.com

Dear ABC.com,

Your commercials do not come at the proper time for a commercial break. It is awkward. I hope you are able to fix this problem so that we can remain friends. Thanks.

Sincerely, A

Free Time

Dear Free Time, Due to the addition of Rocko's Modern Life and Aaahh! Real Monsters! to Instaqueue, you are now fully booked with childhood reminiscing. Enjoy. Sincerely, A