Thursday, June 24, 2010

America

Dear America,

Way to finally jump on the soccer bandwagon. Fairweather fans....

Sincerely,
A

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Hero

Dear Gulf BP Oil Spill,

Don't worry, we've got James Cameron on the job! Clearly he'll fix everything, and probably do it in 3d! You'll be cleared up in no time! Best of luck!

Regards,
A

Dinner

Dear Everyone,

If you are in the middle of dinner and unable to talk on the phone, why are you answering and wasting my time? Thanks.

Sincerely,
A